Diabeetus

People who use the word "irregardless" when they mean "regardless"

Zippers where the part you hold it by is too small.

Paperclips that are just a little bit unbent. They are impossible to bend back into shape but you can't stop yourself from trying to any way.

People who use shows like Law & Order to give legal advice to friends with real legal issues. +1 if they only tell you their advice is based on a TV show after a long conversation.